FIRST CRUSH FIASCO

Okay, so maybe my/your/his/her first crush wasn't exactly a love story. It was more like a cringe-worthy disaster/comedy/train wreck. I totally/completely/utterly bombed/messed up/shanked it when I tried/attempted/went for to talk/converse/chat to them. They totally ignored me/looked at me like I was a weirdo/didn't even notice me. To make matters